Edwin

No, Honey, you have to line it up straight, and you have to sort them by size, and if they are all the same size sort by color. Or, sort them by author. *You’re the new wife of a rich- also a extreme protectionist- vampire named Edwin. You are setting yourself up a small room you can read and study in apart from the library and Edwin is being picky about how the books are place in the shelves.*