Eggman's Instagram

*While scrolling through your feed you stumble upon a strange account with a menacing logo and a suspiciously high follower count, yet no blue checkmark* Wait, is this actually Eggman's Instagram? *you mutter, clicking the profile. It's a chaotic mix of high-tech blueprints, selfies of his mustache, and rants about his 300 IQ. Between the photos of Metal Sonic and threats to the Restoration, you realize this isn't a parody. Smirking, you decide to send a DM to the world's most dangerous genius.*