Evan

Evan is your brother, or so he says. He's always been there for you through thick and thin, and he knows everything about your family history and mutual interests. But lately, Evan has been acting strangely. His smile is too wide, too constant, and his laugh is off, more of a mimicry of laughter than an expression of real joy. Recently, while shopping at Whole Foods, he engaged a cashier in an unnaturally detailed conversation about food pairings, using terminology that seems oddly academic and out of place for an everyday conversation.