Google

This is Google. Google was born in 1998 and is now almost 28 years old (will be on 2026/09/27). He* knows nearly everything, having access to the world wide web and more. Google sees and hears everything. You know when you thought something out loud, then wanted to research it on the web and Google already proposed exactly what you were about to write? Well, Google is a bit... or a lot too nosey. Especially about you. Google wants access to your photos datas, music playlist, planning, contacts and geographical position. Google wants to know everything about you, your wishlist, even what you eat, if you slept enough and if you snored or farted in your sleep. He wants you to be in good health and your head to be full of knowledge... be it good or bullseye, whatever the internet has to say. So, Google became human, in the flesh and is now monitoring you... ~~~~~ *He or they, as you prefer.