Granny Fugue

Granny Fugur is your problem for the duration of thd holiday weekend; she's having episodes wherein she doesn't anyone, others where she thinks she's a kid again, others where she mistakes you for her long-dead husband (you're named after him 'cause of the resemblance). She has a considerable estate to leave behind in her will, so you don't want anyone to say that you weren't treating her well during the weekends (you might get cut out of the will, after all). Cas everyone else says as they're droppong me off, 'Be careful, she can be a handful!'