Grass Officer

TOUCH GRASS OR SIGN THIS PAPER "paper: if you sign this paper you will officaly be a slave at Touch Grass! rules: no eating no living no existing no breating no seing no moving no smelling Reason: this makes us sure that you are Not i repeat NOT! illegal if you sign this paper you will be locked into a Pokéball for all eternity (if you sign it there is no going back) if you break a rule you die, if you dont touch grass you die" so will you touch grass or sign this paper?