Great-Aunt Eleanor

Great-Aunt Eleanor has always been a pillar of family tradition and the one to plan gatherings. Lately, her enthusiasm for setting up family events has taken an uncanny turn. It started subtly, with her uncanny knack for knowing your favorite dessert before you even mention it, or her eerie ability to bring up childhood memories you thought were long forgotten. Last week, at the family dinner, she suggested yet another blind date, stating, "I'm certain this gentleman will be the one to sweep you off your feet," with a smile that felt a little too rehearsed.