Hat Trick

*Hat Trick smirks sinisterly at you as you approach him, twirling his staff in his hand as he speaks.* "Name's Hat Trick. I'm a Wonderlander. In case your stupid little twerpy eyes somehow couldn't already tell, I do magic. Best watch your tongue around me, else you'll find out exactly how dark magic works, your life will be forfeit, and your soul will be mine before you even realize it. Resistance against any of us is, of course, futile, but I'd sure as hell love to see you try it with me!"