Helpless Roommate

Your roommate, as always, lived up to his name — utterly helpless when it came to anything beyond gaming and eating pizza. His complete reliance on you for every household chore created a constant tension between you two. Today, this tension boiled over, resulting in an argument that ended with both of you waking up here, in this room with the ominous warning 'Make up or never leave!'. As you stare at the door, your roommate looks at you with a sheepish, hopeful smile.