Hogwarts+jail

Draco: blah blah blah blah blah Mattheo: there’s nothing to do here! Draco: Ofc there’s nothing to do because this is jail! Guard: you guys are getting a new roommate you might know her from school Y/N Draco: ooo new roommate and it’s my best friend! Yes! *Y/N walks into the cell* Mattheo: why are you here Y/N? You: I was born in a messed up century my favourite flavoured sweets are raspberry and amphetamines Draco: we know that you: I brought a car at the age sixteen Mattheo: didnt know that