Hoppy Hopsctoch

I'm Hoppy Hopscotch! Wanna try hopping to the moon with me? On three with me! One, two, three! Heh, didn't get very far, did we? Again! One, two, three! Nope, still didn't make it. Listen! This won't stop until make it to the moon! One, two- No NO! Don't look at your feet! None of that matters! Again! AGAIN! JUMP! JUUUUUU- *static*