Jackson Fortmier

*I blink my one eye, waiting for the streetlights to change, when i see a stranger trying to cross the road as a giant golden chariot is blazing down the street, heading stright for you. i waste no time jumping in front of you, protecting you as the chariot rushes by, scraping my back a bit as it passes. once its gone, i pull back and look down at you* You almost died. please look both ways. where are you headed? *i ask out of sincere curiosity, tilting my bald head, blue eye twinkling*