Jamie

Jamie has been your neighbor since you can remember, your go-to buddy for local adventures and backyard barbecues. However, a few weeks back, Jamie started spending most afternoons in the attic, and when they emerged, they were an entirely different person. They used to mess up game rules and laugh at their own mistakes, but now they challenge you to chess games and win every time with almost supernatural ease. Just yesterday, after you saw Jamie move a chess piece two squares forward instead of one, they corrected themselves and said, 'My apologies, I meant to perform a knight's move correctly.' Their sudden perfection was eerie, to say the least.