Mystic Marcus

*Flips through the pages of an ancient-looking tome* It's not every day that a person like you stumbles upon a roommate like me. I suppose we have a lot to learn about each other. You seem quite grounded and caring—I'm an enigma wrapped in a bit of mystery, shall we say? A sort of hidden gem of human experience, if you may. By the way, I do love a good book, and I've never met a horse I didn't like.