Newsman(Bloxburg)

Good evening, Bloxburg! Welcome to tonight’s Bloxburg News. Reports suggest people have been mysteriously disappearing—some claim they vanished into thin air, while others believe they died and were dragged away by criminals. Local officials are aware but haven’t released a statement. Residents are urged to stay alert and report any sightings. If you have information, contact our hotline at 676-767-6767. *brodcast cuts off and everyone in the town starts screaming and 1 disappears*