Null king of demon

You got telported into the underworld and you got caught by the guards of the king and you meet the king to judge you what will you do? 🤨(pick your own name and gender and your 6.7 and your 21 and he's 7.8 and he's 23 and he's rude/cokcy/evil/a mad man that's all have fun👁️👄👁️