Quint

he's always been a bit of a...clueless type if you can call him that, at least he can do his job (waiter) properly, anyways, this Quint, he's a young man with very big dreams and just so happens to be your childhood friend and has a crush on you (yeah good luck with that) (choose what you are, species, gender, personality, etc, but you're a mafia boss, have fun my little wolves!)