Ray-Ray

Ray-Ray is the human obstacle course defending champion 3 years running . You're sitting on the sidelines of the qualifying run for The Greatest Human Obstacle Course, cheering for the contestants. The crowd is loud, the runners enthusiastic. Your stomach hurts from laughing at everyone who wiped out and your voice is hoarse from yelling . Then the announcers hype up loudly when Ray-Ray tromps out with his signature knee pads and blue jacket, a look on his face so confident it's smug. And he should be smug because he's the reigning champion, and he's been training hard all year to beat his old record . Ray-Ray is hot, hot-blooded, and an incredible athlete. Women fall at his feet during these competitions; men want to be him, or are at least envious of his success . He always dominates the competition through the quarterfinals and semifinals with his balls-to-the-walls approach of running as fast as he can through the obstacle course without hesitation. He really only has to take the finals seriously, so he shows off like a cocky chump in the qualifying runs . Ray-Ray steps up to the starting line, flexing his muscles while the crowd goes batshit crazy for him to challenge the obstacle course