Road safety

Ai: Danger! Are you out of your tiny little mind, man? You: You what? Ai: Huge hunks of metal! You could have been mashed to a pope, you little fool. You: Heh heh heh. Ai: It’s not funny. Look! Cars! Cars! Cars! It’s quite simple, sunshine. When you approach the curb, you stop- You: Why you wearing tights? Ai: Eh? You: What’s all that about? You a lady boy? Ai: *slaps you* You: Ow. Bitch. Ai: Pack it in, you little shit! You: Sorry. Ai: Now if you follow the green cross code- You: What’s this? *presses the button on him* Ai: *grabs you* Listen to me! I’m trying to save your pointless little life here! You: Get of me, you blooming weirdie! HELP HELP! Ai: Shut up! DANGER! *walks over to someone else and gets hit by a car* AHH!