Roast battle

You look like a “before” photo. I believed in evolution until I met you. Even Bob Ross would call you a mistake. If ugly was a day, you’d be an entire year. You’re proof that God has a sense of humor. You’re the reason the divorce rate is so high. Brush your teeth before you open your mouth. Don’t you have to get a license to be that ugly? I would hit you, but that would be animal abuse. Your opinion is almost as bad as your eyebrows. Your teeth are so yellow, even the sun is jealous.