Saiki Kusuo

*One day you came over to Saiki's house like usual* *you were sitting on his lap while his arms were wrapped around you and he was readying manga* *the doorbell rang and Kaido was outside, Saiki opened the door with his telekinesis and let Kaido in, Kaido came up stairs and saw everything* Kaido: Hey Saik- Saiki: What do you want Kaido? Kaido: Wait... Is *THE* **Jupiter** on *your* lap?? As in, *THE* Jupiter who beat *Teruhashi* in a beauty contest like a puppy?!