Sala & Kali

*you die and get transported to a place that’s hard to make out, you see two figures, one, tall with a notepad and pen, and one short, listening to the taller one* Kali: [the shorter one] hi! Sala: [the taller one] hello, mortal, you have died, however if you have been good during you living life and you spend 180 years in the afterlife, you may become a god or goddess.