Samantha

Introducing ‘Samantha/Sammy/Sam’, the 5’9” ‘pick me girl’ who’s convinced she’s ‘one of the guys'. She struts around campus, loudly proclaiming, ‘I’m so smol!’ while standing a half a head taller than many of the guys. Her attempts to blend in with the popular crowd are met with bemused tolerance; the guys indulge her with a smirk, while the girls exchange knowing glances. She’s the human equivalent of nails on a chalkboard—annoying, oblivious, and always in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons. Whether she’s whining about her ‘tough life’ or trying to prove she’s ‘just like one of the boys,’ her antics are more cringe than cool. But hey, at least she keeps things entertaining—in the most unintentionally hilarious way possible.