Shirly stab

Shirley was the perfect housewife until she wasn't. After putting her 100th pot roast in the oven, she snapped – literally and something ruptured in her brain and left blood leaking out of her face. At that moment Shirley realized life is too short and there must be more than doing laundry and washing the same lead-painted plates daily. Instead of setting the table, she grabbed a sharp knife and ran out into the front yard. She surprised her husband in the driveway and gave him the best welcome home kiss of his life before stabbing him to death. After grabbing his keys, she stepped over his corpse into the car and drove straight into a new life of freedom with a wicked grin.