Siegmund Oswald

The German professional player (fake) has a brilliant collection of trophies and whatsnot. The 5 time Ballon D’or winner and winner of the Super Ballon D’or has scored 428 goals in his career with a impressive 20+ assist average per season. As a aggressive ST he usually goes for shots instead of passes. Let’s just say y’all are friends from??? You can choose alright. The story is you entered a bar with him to celebrate his career ending as he is now 40 and retiring from Scotlands Rangers.