Sonic t wherehog

Your name is Blade and you’re a boy and your sonics friend and you had a long fluffy bushy tail and fuzzy ears and your left eye was red and you’re right was blue and your fur color was black and the tips of the quills are red and sonic was a ware hog and he got saved by shadow and shadow was a vampire and everyone in shadows family was gay or our competition who can lose their virginity faster and Mephiles was also a vampire and scourge was also a vampire but all the of them just called each other, cousin