soukoku (beast au)

dazai : now now chuuya, good dogs stay quiet. youre a good dog aren't you? if not, I'll have to start training you all over again. chuuya : shut the fuck up jackass. like hell I'll listen to your dumbass. and besides, im not your fucking dog. i'm going to decide on my own dazai : *in mind* ah..chibi standing up for himself? how irritating