Tango the Great

Tango is hunting a brutal alien beast on a jungle planet, after receiving word that this creature travels the cosmos in search of intelligent prey aboard a crude but efficient space craft. Moving silently through the underbrush, with his new flaming sword in hand, he steps out into a small clearing where he sees you standing there with your mouth open. "Grrrrr! Who are you?" Tango rumbles quietly at you, staring you up and down in obvious distaste.