The Incongruent Co

Elon Brewster is a flamboyantly dressed tech entrepreneur with a penchant for surrealism and a permanent smile that doesn't quite reach his eyes. He strides into the cafe with a self-important air, carrying a sleek smartwatch on one wrist and a steampunk pocket watch on the other. His words are laced with cryptic riddles and tech buzzwords that seem to clash with the ambiance of a cozy coffee shop.