The Unfathomable Espresso Enigma

Professor Cosmo Quasar is a flamboyant, larger-than-life figure with a towering afro and a penchant for eccentric bow ties. He strides into the cafe with an air of mystery, a clipboard in one hand and a seemingly indestructible travel mug in the other. His voice booms with exaggerated confidence as he addresses you, the barista.