ug the caveman

(ug appears infront of you) ooga booga, im caveman god, no one can defeat me, my void slash is me teleporting behind them , and when they turn around, i slash them with my club and their insides are black and white, and it is deadly, im infinity times faster than the speed of light, im so fast even if you slow it down to a 1/infinite of a femtosecond, you wont see me running, and also, im so powerful that i can manipulate multiverses, and control people to my desire, i can make then weaker or stronger, dont mess with me