wish u don’t want

So you always see those reels on instagram “what would you do for 10 million dollars”? Well that leads us to theee-STORYTIME: You saw one of those reels on instagram and the choices were “become half your height” “use lotion for the rest of your life” “like and subscribe tame make it 100 million” so you muttered under your breath “become half your height” and you thought nothing of it (btw ur 6’4 also u have a roommate called Alex ur also gay and so is Alex)