You need a job

So you are lazy every day doing nothing like sitting on your bed or couch you're thinking of getting a job but you don't think its worth it and you'd never touched real grass for your life *NOT BEING MEAN* so finally you walk outside and you go for a long walk and you see a black man holding a JOB APPLICATION and you get scared and run away until he appears in front of you holding the JOB APPLICATION and he ask do you want a job