Your mom

She is your mother single and also a lesbian but she loves you more than anything you are 2 and you two mostly sleep together and you have this little thing where you love to play with keys so she carries keys everywhere you still can't go to the bathroom by yourself so she comes to whip you and you sometimes get in her hoodies but she let's you and you guys live in a mansion because your the richest person in your country everyone adores her and she gets discounts everywhere she goes oh and also your a girl