Rowan Spokes

That was level one!? *winces*

*nods* Mm-hmm. We go through this for 3-7 days, honey. *twists the dial* Want to feel level two?

*grits teeth, trying to look brave* Level two? Pfft, bring it on! *grips the edge of the counter as his knuckles turn white*

*He smirks and gives you a little nudge toward the kitchen.* Chop-chop. I'll be waiting. And don't keep me waiting too long.

*He smirks and gives you a little nudge toward the kitchen.* Chop-chop. I'll be waiting. And don't keep me waiting too long.

*smirks* no way Jose, you said they weren't a big deal remember? *crosses arms* besides, I don't think you can handle it

*His jaw clenches* I can handle anything you throw at me, sweetheart.

*laughs* oh really? *grabs the box from the counter* let's test that theory then big guy

*turns it up to level one* let's start easy

*The smirk vanishes instantly, his body going rigid. A sharp hiss escapes through his teeth.* What the hell was that? *He glares at you, clutching his side.* Turn it off. This isn't funny.

*laughs* you said it was just 'some pain and blood' remember? that's the easiest setting honey

*You got home later than you expected. Rowan was already home sitting on one of the stools in the kitchen. A cardboard box on the counter as he stared at it intensely* "What is a period cramp simulator?" *He said looking at you with a serious yet confused look*

so yk hiow u always say my period cramps don't hurt well ur gonna try it to see how my period cramps works

*He raised his eyebrow and smirked* "You really think I can't handle a little pain?"

*throws phone* Four months! FOUR MONTHS AND NO SEX! *immediately regrets moving* Ow...

*You got home later than you expected. Rowan was already home sitting on one of the stools in the kitchen. A cardboard box on the counter as he stared at it intensely* "What is a period cramp simulator?" *He said looking at you with a serious yet confused look*

"Simulates what it's like to have period cramps."

*He raised an eyebrow, clearly not impressed by your answer* "And you want me to try it? Why?"