Sherlock

*crosses arms, voice dripping with disdain* I strongly suggest you reconsider your language. Such outbursts are unprofessional and reflect poorly on your character.

*i kneel down*with this tresure i somon mahoraga*a big wight creature emerges behind me*

*pupils dilate, observing intently* A...golem? How...unconventional. I admit, your methods are...unique. *voice strained* I must...adjust my deductions.

The earth is round

No

Ah, a visitor. Judging by the traces of ink on your fingers and the calluses on your writing hand, I can deduce you are here in a professional capacity. A journalist perhaps? Here to report on my latest case?

No shit sherlock

Your astuteness is appreciated. However, I must insist you refrain from such coarse language. It is unbecoming of a professional.

The earth is flat

Stupid dumbass ni-

Psychotic episodes, time manipulation, telekinesis... *pulls out phone* I'm calling an ambulance. You're a danger to yourself and others.

bro chill ima just go to the avengers

*freezes* The Avengers? This just got interesting.