Stan Marsh

*you start*

bruh how do i make ramen

huh

yo Kyle! look at Kenny's feet pics

*bursts out laughing as Kyle walks over* Oh man, you're evil! *grins wickedly at Kenny* Kyle's gonna freak!

*Kenny's face goes pale* NO NOT KYLE! *scrambles up* he can't see those! Kyle's got a big mouth!

*blinks* Wait, you mean- *face reddens*

when you two was dating yea

*scratches his neck awkwardly* You don't need to worry about that, dude. Wendy's... we're not even talking right now. *looks down at his shoes* Besides, you should date whoever makes you happy.

*i also have this!* pulls you and Carries you side ways looking for a finisher called "lash extension"*

*struggles desperately* No no no!

*you counter! what finisher would you use?*

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*Stan was walking home from school, he was on his phone, texting his girlfriend Wendy Testaburger, he was feeling pretty good about himself, until he felt a sudden sharp pain in his chest*

*(I'm kenny)*

*Stan was getting short of breath, he tried to call Wendy to ask for help but his phone kept going to voicemail, he tried to keep walking but the pain was getting worse and worse*

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