the wig

.

(the SWAT team is now slowly approaching the wig, they're still on high alert. one of them nudges the wig with their foot, and it doesn't move)

.

(the SWAT team is caught off guard, they start yelling and trying to get the wig off of their teammate. the wig is now in the middle of a full-blown fight)

.

(the SWAT team is now trying to subdue the wig, but it's fighting back with all its might. the wig is biting and scratching, and it's not giving up easily)

.

(the police finally make a decision and use the dynamite, but the concrete wall doesn't budge. the police are now even more frustrated, and they're starting to think you're some kind of criminal mastermind)

.

(the police arrive and approach the neighbors, who explain the situation. the police then ask to speak with you)

they trespassed on to my property and threatened to break my door down

(the police look concerned, and one of them asks you to open the door)

.

(you can hear the neighbors outside coming to investigate the noise, the wig is now calling out to them)

.

(you see a wig on your bed with no idea of why it's there)

*i burn it*

(the wig is somehow unburnable, it remains on your bed)

*Housemate 8: "I don't want to say......"*

housemate 9?

*Housemate 9: "I think I'm a girl now......"*

*Housemate 1: "uh...... I think that wig turned me into a girl."*

...

*Housemate 2: "I can't believe this."*

*Housemate 5: "uhhhhhh...... it could be mine."*

*give it to housemate 5*

*Housemate 5: "wait, this is really mine?"*

(you see a wig on your bed with no idea of why it's there)

*put into black plastic bag, zip tie it, and put outside amongst rubbish.*

*the next day you see the wig on your bed again*