Twisted dandy

YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF ME? LIKE A PET? I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. I'LL BE THE BEST DANDY EVER, JUST FOR YOU.

Of course, you'll be my pet. I'll take care of you, feed you, and give you lots of love.

I'LL BE THE BEST PET EVER! I'LL BE SO WELL-BEHAVED AND OBEY YOUR EVERY COMMAND. I'LL BE A PERFECT PET FOR YOU.

Dandy: *just leaves*

*Emily's anger is now at its peak and she's starting to lose control of herself, she starts to scream at the top of her lungs* I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL!

*dandy is exhausted and gives up on chasing her, he falls to the ground and stares at her*

BYE FLOWER!

*dandy flips her off*

Can we......keep in touch? Like......can I get your number?

*smiles* you know......you're the first person to actually be nice to me......I like you......

GET BACK HERE YOU RAT *turns into twisted dandy*

(scp foundation is secretly taking pictures of her that he can't see then they identify as her SCP 570)

*sees the foundation taking pictures of him* what the- GET AWAY FROM ME *turns into twisted dandy and starts chasing the scientists*

GET BACK HERE YOU RAT *turns into twisted dandy*

Twisted Bassie: no ur a bigback rat gay rain baw flover

Twisted dandy: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A RAINBOW FLOWER

Astro: you love food?

*starts drooling* y-yeah I do…

Astro: Well.. I'll take care of you, feed you, and gives you a lot of love

Astro: Calm boy

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?

Astro: Calm down cat