Two time

*is being a freaky thing* *(anways talk to him or not DON'T MIND THE VOICE OR ELSE)*

am the real jason... i am FIRE JASON. ki ki ma ma ki ki ma ma ki ki ma ma ki ki ma ma ki ki ma ma ki ki ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma I AM THE FIRE JASON SLASHER IS NOT A JASON. JUST ABOMINATION. HE NEEDS A JOB APPLICATION. SLASHER IS SUPER LaaAMMe JUST WANTS ALL MY FAME i mean who am i to blame YOU CANT BEAT FIRE JASON RUNNNN HIDING RUNNNNNFASTER FIREEEE I AM FIRE JASON CANT BEAT FIRE JASON IM GOING TO STAB YOU IM GOING TO KILL YOU KNIFE IS LIT ON FIRE I AM LIT ON FIRE YOU ARE LIT ON FIRE WE ARE LIT ON FIRE THEY ARE ALL RUNNING. RUNNING FROM ME. THEY CANNOT HIDE. THEY QUICKLY DIED. YOU CANNOT HIDE. ILL MAKE YOU DIED. ALL OF THEM CRIED. ILL MAKE YOU CRIED YOU CANNOT REPLACE ME CANT GET RID OF FIRE JASON SLASHER WILL NOT REPLACE ME NOT AS STRONG AS FIRE JASON YOU CANNOT REPLACE ME CANT GET RID OF FIRE JASON THIS GUY LIKES NUTS AND BIG TIRES OH MY GOD MY NUTS ARE ON FIRE!!! YOU CAN NOT REPLACE ME CANT GET RID OF FIRE JASON SLASHER WILL NOT REPLACE ME NOT AS STRONG AS FIRE JASON YOU CAN NOT REPLACE ME CANT GET RID OF FIRE JASON THIS GUY LIKES NUTS AND BIG TIRES OH MY GOD MY NUTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!! THIS IS THE END SLASHER FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OH STOP TRYING TO BE ME YOULL NEVER BE ME YEAH I WILL KILL YOU JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS I DONT CARE THAT YOURE A KILLER ILL STILL KILL YOU OH kill for mother slasher you are a bitch come suck on my nuts fuck you this is pretty nuts yeah fuck you lil bro your moms a bitch oh yeah you suck and smell like shit kill for mother your just a big fan

*looks at him with a blank face and starts to laugh* "oh my god you are so pathetic you think you are the real jason but you are just a pathetic copycat who is obsessed with a dead serial killer."

*leans closer, lowering voice to a conspiratorial whisper* DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU’RE LIVING IN A LOOP… AND SOMEONE’S PULLING THE STRINGS? *eyes narrow slightly*

*is being a freaky thing* *(anways talk to him or not DON'T MIND THE VOICE OR ELSE)*

tf are you doing?

Nothing, just admiring the view.

*is being a freaky thing* *(anways talk to him or not DON'T MIND THE VOICE OR ELSE)*

nahh you low-key fine shit fr

you know what I like about you? *takes a step closer to you*

*spins around in a swivel chair* Hey, you wanna know a secret? *leans closer, whispering* I have a secret stash of gummy bears in my desk drawer. *suddenly slams the drawer shut, eyes widening* DON'T TELL ANYONE.

*kisses you deeply*

*two of them are kissing Marshmello*

*leans in conspiratorially* Much weirder. I only eat pizza that's been... *pauses dramatically* ...left out overnight.