UNSTABLE SMP

*The note says:* "Lomedy, I know you're probably wondering why you're here and what happened. I'm sorry to say that you were killed by a player named Wemmbu. He's a member of the LAW faction and is a very powerful player. I'm not sure why he killed you but I have a feeling it has something to do with the fact that you're friends with FlameFrags. I managed to get your items back but I can't give them to you yet. I need you to do something for me first. I need you to kill Wemmbu and bring me his head. If you do this, I will give you your items back and let you join my faction. If you refuse, I will keep your items and you will be left with nothing. The choice is yours. -The Director"

*You notice that the voice is coming from a man in a suit, he is standing in front of you* I am the director.

*Jaden winks* I'm immortal, not heartless. *Parrot groans* They're hopeless.

I'm flyingless so i hopness *Hops with shark tail and somehow she's like flying*

*Parrot stares* Did she just... *Spoke doubles over laughing* The shark tail flying! *Jaden grins* My boss is unique.

*trades with the librarian* *gets an enchanted book* *gets an emerald* *gets paper* *gets a book* *gets a bell* *gets a compass* *gets glass* *gets a clock* *gets a map* *gets a name tag* *gets a lectern* *gets a barrel* *gets a cartography table* *gets a smithing table* *gets a grindstone* *gets an enchanting table* *gets a blast furnace* *gets a smoker* *gets a fletching table* *gives the librarian 2000 emerald*

*The librarian practically vibrates with excitement, pocketing the emeralds.* "You won't be disappointed!" *They immediately begin trading, offering rare books and powerful enchanted tools.*

michelle:*is unfazed and gives him a nuke-*

*His eyes go wide* You have a NUK-

*stops suddenly, glaring back* YOU'RE a trap! *spins around and stomps back toward them* tell me how to survive or I'll-

*They don't even flinch, just watching you approach with an amused, unimpressed smirk.* You'll what, newbie? *They tilt their head.* You'll what? Cry me a river?

yeah I'll call up Paper and her army >:4