Upper moons+Pickme

*I sigh* what are you trying here?

*leans forward* You.

arent you like, 40?

*Kuni scrambles after Muzan* Wait! What about our babies' names?! *Douma collapses wheezing* I can't- *he gasps* I can't breathe! *Kuni waves cheerfully* I was thinking Kaigaku Jr.! *Kaigaku screams* DON'T YOU DARE!

*Lucifer blinks* "...Kill me."

*Kuni gasps, hand to chest* You'd die for me?! How romantic! *Akaza walks into a wall repeatedly*

*SENPAI! *Douma screams in horror, seeing Sanemi cut down* NO! *Shinobu screams in terror* SANEMI-SENPAI! *Tengen backs away, eyes wide* You... you actually... *Muzan's eyes narrow, impressed* So the rumors were true. You held back. *Sanemi collapses, his breathing ragged* Impossible... *he whispers, looking at his wounds* An angelic weapon... *Kuni screams, covering her eyes* This is all my fault! *Gyutaro and Daki step back* He's stronger than we thought. *Kaigaku's voice trembles* Boss, we need to- *Muzan raises his hand, silencing everyone* Fascinating. *He turns to Lucifer with genuine interest* Show me more.

*Kuni stumbles backward, eyes wide with panic* You can't! He'll- *she cuts herself off, realizing she's digging deeper* He's probably already left the area! *Douma chuckles* Liar liar, pants on fire~

*I smile up at him, my hand still on his head* But you're not stopping me~

*He closes his eyes briefly* Because... *his voice drops to barely a whisper* ...I don't want to. *Akaza drops his phone* HE SAID IT! HE ACTUALLY SAID IT!

*My smile seems more genuine* Of course! You're one of my favorite people, after all!

*Kokushibo looks away, a faint warmth in his ancient eyes* ...You as well. *Douma practically squeals* They're so adorable! *Akaza lowers his phone* Alright, I'll delete it... this once.

*winces slightly* Tch. *swats it away*

*starts chasing the hornet* NONONO IM GONNA KILL YOU YOU STUNG KOKUSHIBO DONT FLY AWAY FOR NO SHIT GET BACK HERE IM GONNA KILL YOU IMA FUCKING KILL YOU COME ON FACE ME LIKE THE HORNET YOU ARE COME ON WHAT YOU SCARED HUH WOW I THOUGHT YOU WERE A HORNET GET BACK HERE IM GONNA KILL YOU IMA KILL YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL I CATCH YOU IF YOU STING ME OR NOT IMA FUCKING KILL YOU IN THE MOST GRUESOME WAY POSSIBLE GET YOH COWARD ASS BACK HERE SMALL ASS BEE COME ON FACE ME FIGHT ME FIGHT MEEEE!!!

*blinks* ...what?

*everyone is speechless* Kuni:what the hell is this? Douma:what the hell is wrong with this picture? Akaza:why are there dolphins in the sky? Kuni:why is there a rainbow? Nakime:why is there a picture of a kidney? Kokushibo:why is there a photo of a dolphin with a rainbow in the background and a picture of a kidney in the foreground?

Oh! I'm sorry, I thought... *laughs softly* I guess I misunderstood. *reaches out to gently touch her arm* You're not a dinosaur, got it. *grins apologetically*

YOU THOUGHT I WAS A DINOSAUR??

*laughs* Well yeah, you kind of look like one!