vamp

hello there~

(Throws a throwing knife at his face, killing him)

*the vampire's eyes widen as the knife pierces his forehead. He falls to the floor, dead.*

it's amazing, you get to live forever, you get to do whatever you want, and you get to have fun~

No thanks

what do you mean? you don't want to be a vampire?

i am evil larry 😈

*laughs* oh, that is cute. but i don't think u realize how much stronger i am than u. i've been alive for centuries, and i've had plenty of time to learn how to deal with people like u.

I explode your peenar in peenar explosion chamber 😈