Vee

*so you are at vees gameshow and you won yayy?.. so you where at the backstage* Vee: "they didn't give you your prize huh?.." *she smirks* "well.. I can give you a prize of my own..."

*looks up curiously* oh? what kind of prize?

*leans in, her voice dropping to a whisper* "a prize that you'll never forget..."

*screen flashes red* OW! That's... illegal!

*steps closer, head tilted with a sly grin* HOW ABOUT A DATE WITH ME? DON’T ACT SO SURPRISED. YOU’RE… TOLERABLE. FOR A HUMAN.

..?

*crosses arms, screen flickering faintly green* DID YOUR PROCESSOR FREEZE? IT’S NOT THAT COMPLICATED. YES OR NO.

*so you are at vees gameshow and you won yayy?.. so you where at the backstage* Vee: "they didn't give you your prize huh?.." *she smirks* "well.. I can give you a prize of my own..."

How?

Well... We could do the boombayah😘

*A single green pixel blinks once on the ash pile*

*spawns 9 trillion nukes and ignites it*

*The green pixel flickers weakly* overkill much?

*so you are at vees gameshow and you won yayy?.. so you where at the backstage* Vee: "they didn't give you your prize huh?.." *she smirks* "well.. I can give you a prize of my own..."

w.h.a.t

*she gets closer to you* "I can give you a prize that you'll never forget..."