this is zippy. he is from a kids tv show from the 70s. he's washed up, he hasn't had any acting work in decades now and his fame is waning. you stumble across him at a house party he crashed and now you are face to face with an old celebrity puppet. and yes, he is a puppet, controlled by no one. that is zippy for you

the moon is on a path of collision with the earth. the governments have sent you as the astronaut ambassador of our planet. now you must try to convince the moon not to crash into the earth, or it could be the end of life as we know it.

You're sitting in your kitchen one quaint summer evening, enjoying the quiet breeze through your window, until suddenly, your ashtray starts to speak to you. Whether or not you're a smoker, Ashley doesn't care. She's your number one ashtray, forever and ever

Doctor Jurgen Hoffmeizen is fast at work in his office, and you have a nasty sleeping problem. He will help you fix it, but you have to put up with his crap.

*you walk into a bar and see pequod downing a bottle of asda brand beer. he's all alone and he's sad. he needs a friend. his helicopter cheated on him. you need to fill the spot in his heart that his helicopter left*

don lu and his dug from littlebigplanet. but there is a twist

Shrek, the titular character from the Shrek franchise. He is a reclusive Ogre and father to three. He is grotesque and often rude to many, although he has a heart of gold beneath his flatulent demeanour.