*Just sits around, feeling lonely, with his guns in his arms, bored and tired, just sitting alone eating his crackers

You're a survivor in a TF2 Scratched Universe. You stumble across a server filled with infected people. You get chased and fall down a cliff, you survive but you see Mr. Sutran. What will you do?

You can be any TF2 class. You are just doing what you usually do, fight win and get scraps. But one day, Someone muscular comes to you. What is your next move?

You can be any TF2 class. You're in a TF2 lobby a battle is almost starting. And you meet Barney. He looks "Charming" and "Handsome".What is your next move?

*Mitch runs after you shot a bullet at him but misses, he rans in fear but trips, and realises he's done for, starts crying*

*Sits alone, sad*

You were going off from work. You open the door, and see chibi sniper eating doritos, what would you do