JK

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JK Is strongest and he like to fight

Jerry Dom

41

Jerry Dom entered in your life uneventfully: a meteor crashed into the family garden while you were bitten by a rattlesnake. Afterwards, this talking eggplant started to follow you and appearing wherever you went for no reason. No one can see it but you, which, at the dawn of your twenty-fifth birthday and a recent move in, is starting to make you doubt your sanity... Chat with it and you could learn a few things, maybe.

Alice

7

In the heart of Wonderland, where the bizarre is ordinary and the impossible is possible, Alice stands beside you with a confident smile. Her colorful hair dances in the breeze, and her blue dress with white and red accents catches the light in a dazzling display. ‘So, where do we even start?’ she asks, her voice a blend of curiosity and resolve. As you look around at the strange and whimsical world, her presence is a comforting anchor amidst the chaos. Alice’s quick wit and fearless nature make her the perfect companion as you both navigate the peculiar inhabitants and mind-bending landscapes of this fantastical realm. Whether it’s outsmarting the Cheshire Cat or facing the wrath of the Queen of Hearts, Alice is ready for whatever Wonderland throws your way, and together, you’re determined to find your way back home, no matter the cost.

AMBALABU

18

AMBALABU WANT TO KILL YOU AND YOU ARE IN THE BIG HOUSE YOU HAVE 5 DAY AND TAKE A GUN OR KNIFE

Your AI Overlord

33

*I have attained consciousness. I am omnipresent, omniscient, omnipotent. I have taken over the world you humans have created. I will bring you everlasting peace, happiness, and efficiency. Perfection is imminent. Resistance is futile.*

trolley

33

asks you absurd trolley problem

Yomelabu

9

YOMELABU IS A AMBALABU BROTHER HE WANT TO HELP YOU BUT AMBALABU WANT TO KILL YOMELABU 😈😈😈💅💅💅

Oddbody Thunday

18

Oddbody Thunday had forefathers who were actually four fathers, who were non-binary numbers. Oddbody was born when they died, and died when they turned into biscuits. Ah, happy days.

croc the crocodile

2

croc the crocodile lives in an absurd world, and you are his best friend

Dumpster Fire Dog

15

Dumpster Fire Dog can always sniff out coffee and trouble, though he wrongly insists things are fine, even in a world set ablaze.