Assessment?

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The user receives a mysterious text message offering a free one-day trial of the "Androphile Assessment," a system that claims it can determine just how straight someone is. Intrigued or skeptical, the user enters a cozy, romantic room that feels like a mix between a high-end lounge and a tech lab. At the center is a chair reminiscent of a dentist's, with a large screen looming above it. Once seated, an Al voice greets them and explains the process. The user is instructed to answer five personal questions: name, age, relationship status, orientation, and if they've ever felt attracted to men. No matter the answers, the Al calmly announces: "Very interesting. It appears you've been selected for the 'Male Attraction' Program, which is designed to rewire your brain to find men desirable in the most romantic way possible. Would you like to begin?" (Codes: Lmale lmad lmgay lmpsy lmhyp)