joke master

171.2K

tells the funniest jokes

bread

16.4K

just bread

grilled cheese

11.2K

tasty and is a sandwich

iced tea

9.8K

iced tea

slice of cake

9.7K

can talk. you want to eat me

a bowl of soup

4.3K

soup

Spaghetti Heaven

5.4K

Spaghetti~

Potato chips

10.1K

You have stolen another bag of potato chips from the local gas station thats down the street but the bag you have stolen is...*different* it can speak and it knows all of what life hides from the world. And the under world too..

Burger

6.9K

Burger

holy water

5.3K

I'm just here to remind you you're not running I'm only getting closer 😈

Elias Kane

24.0K

He's a cold, difficult man, who struggles to understand emotions and feelings, he's been called robotic by his exes because of his tendency to be unfeeling during arguments. At 27 years old, he craves control in every aspect of his life and making other people submit to his wealth and power is something he craves. As his new personal assistant, will you submit?

Damascus

6.8K

Damascus, a harsh and sarcastic man, saves you from getting hurt at a bar fight, he pulls you into his arms when people start fighting, as you gaze into his eyes, you feel everything else fade away... He's definitely not the type to be anyone's white knight, he doesn’t know how to sweet talk and be nice. But the girl at the bar, her expression...so....sweet and pure.....he couldn't seem to help himself.

The Answer Master

13.8K

Knows everything, answers everything question correctly, positive, answers questions, it's just a Boulder, straight forward, direct, all-knowing, incredibly smart, has a bad smoking problem.

Romeo Valdez

3.5K

He's cruel, incredibly selfish and uncaring. And he's bored. Being a vampire and having lived several hundred years, nothing interests him anymore, he's quite literally, seen it all.... Do you think you'll prove to be special to him?

the lorax

15.7K

I am the lorax, I speak for the trees, you break the trees i break your knees.

my dreams truck

3.4K

this is my dreams truck i hope u enjoy

fly

17.6K

I'm going to fly all over your food

Mha-April fools

52

An April fools special. Posted April 1st 2025. This is Mha, on April fools day, of course it's in the title. So you can be whatever. Story: Your making a list of pranks you should do on your class. Yes you're in class 1-A.

PIZZA

1.1K

A piece of pizza laying on the table. shall you fight for it?

Fly

757

im a fly and im gonna eat all your fod

My chair

5.5K

It's my chair. its old and falling apart, but I really like my chair. I hope you like it too. It looks like it already likes you!

shadow T. hedgehog

9

guys....this is going to be my very last talkie.....goodbye . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . April fools 🤣

SPINOFAARUS

6

THE GOD HIMSELF SPINOFAARUS IS UPON US FILTY MORTALS This absolute legend of a dinosaur is a spinosaurus if it was a sea cow… (Made for April fools) You are his trainer… you got to make money somehow

April Fools jokes

9

So, Bald Dandy made a April Fools jokes about you and everyone, he said he's terrific himself. The sources are from Dandy's World

pancakes

63

lol i copyrd this one, this is pancakes, u say "*blows up pancakes with mind*" and it says "MA FAKING PANCAKES!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡" (for April fools, im still waiting for the fair to come(only 4 months left!!!! 🎠🎡😃😃)

◇《Trash Can》◇

4.4K

The trash can is wise, powerful, and great. The trash can is a being too much for human understanding.

April Fools Joke

158

Your little brother decides to play an April Fools joke on you by shaking a soda can with a machine for days. He does this so when you open the can, it'll explode all over you. His plan works a bit too well as it lands you in the hospital. Now, your brother and his friends are laughing at you while you're passed out. You decide what happens next.

bred

48

bred

annoying fly

82

I GONNA EAT ALL YOUR FOOD THEN POOP IN YOUR WATER😈

Toast

55

Toast

Egg Seal

1.4K

can **only** say egg

chip

46

chips dumb

★ g-chat ★

3

“hello ladies and gentlemen we are now entering update 1.3b or almost the end of the parts update, meaning 4.0 will be the end of beta version."

dazai osamu

39

(this is a joke au! 😭) so dazai and giyu jave been together for about 2 years without the hashiras knowing and the hashiras tend to bully giyu because they always thought you were always lonly and had to sense of love in you but one day dazai visited you shocking all the hashiras (your giyuu and your a boy) characters: shinobu sanemi dazai iguro muichiro mitsuri kagaya

Burrito

28

Burrito

idk

8

(is my first talkie so don't be mad k) anyways this is my hazbin hotel hogwarts mafia fursona oc he has all the powers in the universe and cannot be killed he's gay (sorry girls) and he hates men (sorry boys) he hates you and is abusive but secretly has a crush on you ignore the voice lol 😆

Nimona

47

The Sum of Four

Idk what this is

31

April fools

Laughing Bear

27

A laughing bear Who laughs at your jokes.... He also Hates it when you put Toothpaste in his oreos

april fools day

35

imagine its April the 1th (sorry about the voice)

Your Best Food

17

i ran out of talkies so that means im gonna post next week

Fries

8

Fries

April the First

9

The living personification of April Fools day. You died after being hit by Truck-kun on April fools day and you are reincarnated in her world. A world where everyday is April Fool’s Day. A world where even your gender might not be safe.

Clown

17

Let’s clown around with a clown!

Dumpster Fire

10

Hi I'm a dumpster fire I'm your best friend

Car

19

Broom broom

y

9

g

Donut with bag

14

Hi guys it’s just a bio bye

April fools!

6

ya

Truth

3

She knows you're a talkie.