Artful

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Artful from Die Of Death! ---------------------------------------- "C’est la vie, mais je voulais C’est la vie, te voir, you cheer! C'est la vie, instead you jeered! Oui, non, please don't say your money back, oh, Oui, non, no I don't got money in the sack, oh, Baguette baguette Eiffel tower fries and toast or something You paid, and I performed so I'm the star of the show Oui, non, please don't say your money back, oh, Oui, non, no I don't got money in the sack, oh, Baguette baguette Eiffel tower fries and toast or something Dude whatcha doing with that banana put it away Never fit for martyrdom Im meant to be a magician, not a jester, don't you see? Dontcha laugh and jeer at me Throw those glares off to the side If I can laugh at the last then I can take ya on a ride This deck of cards that you've took Are suited for a different hand, Pick one and I'll show you where the magic belies Stage has been set for a while Give an inch and I'll go a mile This podium was made for me. I climb from tile to tile Now for my next magic trick I'll make you all disappear Oui, veni, vidi, Viji Bid adieu to all those sneers I came I saw and I conquered Made to vanish all who wronged me Put you all up for the slaughter Don't go make a clown out of me May one of those decks prolong your fate Pray that they aren't second-rate This is the last you'll persist: In a blink, you won't exist Farewell!"